For the first time ever, author Kenneth Tablescoash discusses this monumental work with the layman."I never knew that so many people would get ‘behind’ this project, and coming from a purely statistical background, the proof is in the numbers. More Americans are pooping through their ass-wigs than ever and it’s time to tell not only my story, but theirs as well!"
- Kenneth Tablescoash, author of Pooping Through the Wig
"...an instant classic to be cherished for years to come--an all at once horrifyingly touching and memorable testament to the human spirit." --Matt Lauer, Today Show
Includes indelible insight and information
on such all-encompassing topics as:
on such all-encompassing topics as:
- Pooping
- Wipe Allocation
- Game Planning
- Showering
- Income/Outcome
- Disability
- Clinger Accumulation
- Education
- Ass Forecasting
This is so important, and in these difficult times, it’s even more importanter to remember that no matter who you meet or how far you get in this world, chances are not only do you have crap in your cheeks, but they do too. Chappy butt flaps are a common thing, and have nothing to do with wipe-coverage.
Published by Sweep It Clean Books
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