The Numbers

• 83: the percentage of sadness at which you can operate a motorcycle without crashing
• 10: the most traumatic age for fingerless persons
• V: stands for vagic, Roman numerically speaking
• 6: the number of cars you think you parked last night
• 2: percentage of love for sloth-eating eagles in the rainforests of Borneo
• 1: number of impressive sloth-eating eagles in Borneo
• 0: the difference it makes in previous statement about love for these flying cowards
• 7: I’ll kick that number’s ass anyday
• 8: is just a vertical ballsack
• 420: Caloric intake by Dead Head fan Moonbeam Peterson, all in muffins and dried fruit
• 49: the number of times you've tried to leave your bi-polar spouse
• -346,738: the rate, mph, of a speeding comet approaching itself