Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Bar 6 List

The following are $100.00 movie ideas -
  • Racist Couch Dealer - Race issues dealt through couch.
  • Romantic glass blower teaches retarded Eskimo the subtly of life. Dies in an accident, glass accident; Eskimo takes over.
  • Trees...so silent, so quiet, not particularly dangerous....
  • Man, lonely man, who names brand new shades of color for a paint company. Some wacky broad shows him the light...green.
  • Blowfish life, from the blowfish perspective.
  • Balcomy - Master architect; master of the art of balcony, turns the feature to magic. Marries a woman who shits paper cranes.
  • Miles Davis' horn is full of guns. So is Charlie Parker's.
  • Talbot SweetApple - Handles issues. Tackles tissues.